uficercrabtree

09:54 pm: Sirry for not updoting resently, I have been buzzy with Michelle. She has ilso been buzzy with me.

Sidly, not in that wee.

11:05 pm: Today was a bezzy day. The ketty rum away again, into the hindquarters of the Gestapoo, and I mistakenly glimped a nekked Gellybean officer. I had stillen her uniform before, but doesn't she have underwore?

Oh, wit, she does.

My Frunch has been word lately, the words that mean the same thong have changed verbully. Hmm. Michelle ages very euthenisedly.

Tags: frunch, gellybeans, gestapo, ketty, michelle

07:38 pm: Stupid ketty pessed on me agin.

02:27 pm: Michelle made me an econ!

.... I don't git it, though, my Frunch is poorfect!

-Edut- I made a ketty mud econ theme!

Tags: econness

12:54 pm: One of the Nouvion Frunch min stole this off a Gurrie and hoonded it into me. Apilling grammir.

(  A mume! )

So, tiddy there was a wimmin whose kit was stuck in a tree, so I wint out and she was virry upsit. I gave her a hig (I think Michelle saw it, she's been giving me the killed shilder.) and went up to get the ketty and gave it back to the wimmin, but she then discovered she's alargick. So I kept the ketty. It stilled my pillows and sits on top of the televusion. Hmph.

It's still a cute ketty, though. Any suggustions for nams for the ketty? Michelle wunt answer her phune.

The translooter wun't go awry. He says that I meant names for the kitty but I know butter! He's just jullous that I was uccepted as a Frunch teacher at the local cool!

Local school? His Frunch is terrable!

I should never here Gurmans. His name is von Smillhouse.

No, it is NOT Smallhousen, Smillhouse! I new yar name better then you!

09:04 pm: Hullo. The others at Cafe Ronnie have pershooded me to mark ma own joornal. Appurantly those stapid soldiers are too. I'll show thum!

There's a mudget following me arund, a Frunch teacher or something. He wants to be my transfooter. Translooter. Something like fat. He...

Weet, it is a SHE!

My Frunch is parfarct!

Today Gruber tried to flart with Rene, butt then Yvette saw them and had a fart with Rene, and then Edith, gard bless her, fand out...

... Oh buy...

Butt befare they did anything, Herr Fuck - sorry, Fluck - came in with Halga and demunded everyone leaf, becoz he wanted to proberate. Ronnie called it "pooping out babbies right and looft", and thar are already a foo in the orphanarj. Mabee I can got one to impress Michelle with my curingness. Hmm.

Anyway, it was grut enterpainment.

Grut, someone's pissed out, I hoov to goh.

I ned to get paid. Halga does all tha time, I shad ask her the art of sefucktion!

~Crabtree

Tags: helga, michelle